...... the old man is snoring..

No he's not, he's watching Man Utd getting beat by West Ham from the comfort of his chair, and laughing at two things. One My brother is at the match getting piss wet through, two, if the results stay the same Sheff Utd will be relegated.

Not that we have anything against the team, my mum and elder brother are supporters. But the BBC (that'll be the hooligan element of the Sheff Utd fans (Blades Business Crew) as opposed to the robbing gits who take our licence fee) made our lives hell when we dared to bar them from a pub we ran in Sheffield. The mere sound of the Blades brings back memories and death threats that stopped us enjoying our chosen career.

The picture on my earlier post of Lucy in Ishigaki makes me yearn for the hot sun and a long white beach. Where do you ish you were today?