Ohhh matron 
Abi is perched on my shoulder wanting the PC, so looks like I gotta watch footie with Lee. Sorry but I can't stand watching them, I think the new manager bloke is a total knob by being so jealous of Becks that he dropped him. Took away not one player but the whole team dynamics I reckon...so there!
Anyhoo my friends, the tw*t that caused the problems at work last week may have won that battle but I my friends won the war. My manager attended a meeting with his manager on Monday and low an behold, yesterday we got the spreadheet in the format we wanted 
Had my Xray today and could clearly see one of the markers still in there, not sure if that's normal or not (gastroentology students please reply below)
The car has decided to pay me back for wacking it with a lampost by deciding the head-gasket (or summat) needs replacing. £300 apparently. Well it can sod right off!
Today I test drove a Golf GT TDI 150, in a lovely green/blue AND IT HAS CUP HOLDERS!!!

Hope you are all well, will be back when madam has gone to bed!