I got my email from Mr Blair regarding the petition, haven't read it yet. I can't be arsed. Apparently we can pose questions via a web chat. bring it on Tony, bring it on 
Work was fine today, turns out S was peed off with being left out of the loop on the video (check me out-management speak!!) I'm glad it wasn't just me 
Worked my 5 hours early today, spent the first hour in a groggy haze, but I don't reckon anyone noticed. 
Left work at 3pm to attend hospital for what the letter said was an MRI, it was actually an MRI proctogram, ever heard of one?
Squeamish people...look away! 
I had to lay on a table while three syringes of jelly were shoved up my jacksy. I had to lay flat with a board squashed across my stomach and was sent into the scanner. I was laid on a large plastic rubber ring to "catch" the gel.
They put headphones on to drown out the noise of the machine (I listened to Meat loaf and Reo Speedwagon)
I had to lay flat, and in turn relax, clench my bum and then push as though having a poo but not actually have one (You mothers will know the feeling 
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I then had to wait for the machine to beep five times and spend the next minute and half "pooing" the stuff out. I was then allowed out to the loo, only to return and do the first bits again 
I was in there over an hour, Lee thought I'd gone out the back door, no says I they bloody went in the back door 
Good thing is that is the last of my tests to qualify me for the operation I need on my bowel so when I see the consultant in March I might get a date.
Next thing to look forward to:
A repeat colonoscopy to biopsy the inflammation again.
Anyone would think I liked having things shoved up my arse. Still, at least I get gas and air for this one
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