Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
Given
Their new wives duties to perform.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had
Told
His new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house.
He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came
Home
To a clean house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.
James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he
Had
Given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the
Next
Day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done
And there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man said the he had married a Yorkshire girl. He
Boasted
That the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned,
Dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the
Table
Every day.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
Didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
And he could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to fix
Himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.
.....good for her!!
2007-01-30 @ 19:04