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Bugger, shit, bollox!

Mine has a different bauble on each branch. I have trains, snowmen santas galore....

I don't do designer. One of my friends has to even have colour co ordinatored pressies underneath

Every year since I left home 23 years ago I have bought a new bauble, I have one from Sweden, Holland, france, one for the birth year of each of my kids. A Lee and I first xmas bauble and a first christmas bauble for Oskar for last year. Today I bought a santa, I liked him because he looked unusual (shaped like a traffic cone)

This year will be Ami's second xmas away from home, once they had Oskar they decided the wanted to spend the day as a family. Tomorrow she is going shopping for her 2006 bauble, Ivo says he wants every branch of their tree to hold a memory like ours does

Tried to take a pic but it came out rubbish so i'll add one later.

Tell me about your tree and family traditions...

Erm..... I lost my stuff!

Yay I found it.

Any advise on this pro stuff would be much appreciated (sp)

The Futureheads - Hounds of Love

Barry from the band is a friend of Ami's. I really like this track and am listening to the whole album...enjoy!

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Hi hope you are all well.

Frosty morning here.

Abi skipped off to her last 1/2 day at school. Straight from school she is going out to lunch with her friends. She was quite nervous when she asked. As a rule we don't like her to wander far, she is such a naive little thing but I reckon it's time to let her spread her wings. Only be Mc Dees or the local coffee shop but I imagine she's feeling really grown up today

Lee's day off, though I do have a list of jobs for him This morning we had the pleasure of the Iron Maiden album blasting out. I describe it as music to kill people to as it winds me up. Ah well he's not here much, reckon the guitar will be out soon! By the way neil, he said the support were crap

Anyways have a good day all, I'll leave you with a joke.
The doctor said,

"Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.

The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition,

which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

" Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see...size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second opinion - PRICELESS