Posts archive for: 15 October, 2006
  • The Truth about Motherhood

    Your Clothes:

    1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your ob-gyn confirms your pregnancy.

    2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

    3rd baby: Your regular clothes ARE your maternity clothes.

    The Baby's Name:

    1st baby: You pore over baby name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites.

    2nd baby: Someone has to name their kid after great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.

    3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls. Bimaldo? Sounds good to me!

    Preparing for birth:

    1st baby: You practice your breathing regularly.

    2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.

    3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in the 8th month.

    The Layette:

    1st baby: You prewash your newborns clothes, color-coordinate them and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.

    2nd baby: You check to make sure the clothes are clean and discard only those with the darkest stains.

    3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they??

    Worries:

    1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby

    2nd baby: You pick up the baby when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

    3rd baby: You teach your 3yr old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

    Activities:

    1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swim and Baby Story Hour

    2nd baby: Your take your infant to Baby Gymnastics

    3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaners.

    Going Out:

    1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.

    2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.

    3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

    At Home:

    1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

    2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking or hitting the baby

    3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

  • A warm house

    Today I am sat at my computer in a warm house! No need to "haul" the electric heater from the lounge, and I am sat in my PJs. Not the usual delightful ensemble of: Jammies, Socks, Slippers and Lee's dressing gown.
    We have never had radiators on the ground floor of our home, I always found it very strange that the previous owner; despite extensive improvements, opted for upstaiheating only :?: We always meant to "get round" to putting radiators in, forgot every summer and cursed every winter when we went to bed at 8pm to keep warm ;)
    However 2 weeks ago, visitors to our home said they smelt gas, despite being in the house 24/7 I couldn't smell it. We called Transco and the lovely man informed us we had a gas leak "somewhere" in the heating system, capped off the supply and toddled off in his van:**:
    We got a plumber, lovely bloke called Andy, who informed us the leak was somewhere between the meter and the gas fire (hidden under either my lovely kitchen tiles or lounge carpet and a foot of concrete:##)
    We knew it had to be done anyway, so took the decision to have a full new system installed, remove the gas fires and put in a trendy chrome electric jobby! As we are taking out the whole chimney next year and making the ground floor open plan it was the best option. I have a new swish combi boiler and can't believe the dfference.

    As the saying goes "small things........":DD

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