Went to see my GP yesterday, turns out the tummy bug" I had is Campylobacter. As the antibiotics I had been given have given me bad side effects ( strange a pill to cure the runs gives you the runs?  I need to see if it settles and if not send another sample off next week. I have gone obsessive about cleaning, even though as my hubby said if it was something I had prepared we would all have got it. As the incubation period is up to 10 days I am struggling to remember if I ate out at all. Apparentley the Environmental Health will call me to ask questions. Annoying as it is, this is certaintly helping my diet. Told my GP I'll keep it till I get down to 10 stone!!!

My GP was not impressed with the crap registrar, but at least I have been refferred to a specialist so things are moving on the kidney front. I also have a second CT scan next Friday, you never know might be back at work by Xmas!!!

Dunno if it is my body needing to replace certain minerals but I am craving meringue nests, i have had 3 so far with natural yoghurt, fruit and squirty cream...................

........ Or maybe I'm just a greedy cow!

Apologies for spellings, I blame the drugs!

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were

giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next

day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early morning

business flight.  Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he

wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would

find it.  The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00AM

and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and

see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of

paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS . HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying

a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

The husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws!"

 WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman

wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a

television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with

me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him

legally."

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who

should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,

and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and

you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait

for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the

Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament

and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed

says.........."HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,

but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.